The Las Vegas Monster Mash — How I Discovered Darkstalkers in the City of SinHas there ever been a wholesome story about Las Vegas told? Has anybody ever gone to the proverbial “City of Sin” and returned with a tale…Oct 24Oct 24
Having Your Dreams Crushed Publicaly — An American Idiot 20 Year RetrospectiveThe year was two thousand and four. I was sitting at a stand still in my recently purchased green Ford Focus, stuck in an endless quagmire…Sep 5Sep 5
One of My Favorite Albums: Ignite — Our Darkest Day (2006)“I wasn’t born a failure” — from the song “Live for Better Days”Jun 24Jun 24
Family Vacation Comes RippingNow, firmly in my forties, my wife and I tend to take two types of vacations: beach, or site-seeing, as we call them. “Where do you want to…May 21May 21
Thor’s COVID GuacamoleOnce upon a stretch of time, in the two thousand teens, myself, my wife, and two of our closest friends decided while hanging out one…May 6May 6
Drenched in Bodily Fluids — How I Spent New Year’s Eve 1999“Ten, nine, eight, seven…,” the amassed crowd counted down. It was New Year’s Eve, nineteen hundred and ninety nine, we were covered in…Apr 22Apr 22
My Bad Religion Shirt Isn’t an Invitation to Tell Me About JesusThroughout my life I’ve had dozens of people threaten to “pray for me.” Being a life-ling Atheist (for lack of a better term, a designation…Apr 11Apr 11
A Phantom Menace Looks at 25Because, in the year two thousand and twenty four, you can’t so much as casually glance at any social media app without aggressively being…Mar 19Mar 19
My First Punk Rock Concert — Board as Usual ‘96There are certain moments in life that you never forget. The obvious choices are your first kiss, the first time you had, likely, awkward…Feb 19Feb 19
Best Middle Age Punk Albums of 2023 For Middle Age PunksPunk Rock isn’t just for those young whippersnappers, out there Tik-Tok-ing and “Nay-Nay-ing,” and… ok I can’t keep this schtick up any…Jan 12Jan 12
